If Your first your first

Computer Acronyms Joke

Administrator — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:22:08 +0000

PCMCIA - People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

WWW - World Wide Wait

COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

CD-ROM - Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.

MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code

DOS - Defective Operating System

BASIC - Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM - I Blame Microsoft

DEC - Do Expect Cuts

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI - System Can’t See It

MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out

Joke Tym”THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE”

Administrator — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:26:43 +0000

The family is sitting at the dinner table.

The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there’s three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her
thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see
them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many
types of "willies" are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through
three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties & forties, it’s like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas
tree??"

"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration
only."

Gorgeous girls with Long Tongues

Administrator — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:31:15 +0000

Do you want your Tongue like this?

Malacanang Joke

Administrator — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:30:15 +0000

On his trip to Great Britain, GMA had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. Her smirk looked more like a grimace as he told her:

“How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?”

“That`s easy,” she replied, “You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors.”

“But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?” GMA inquired.

“You ask them a riddle,” she replied, and with that she pressed a button and said, “Would you please send Tony Blair in.”

When Blair arrived, the Queen said, “I have a riddle for you to answer for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child ?”

Blair replied, “That`s easy. The child was me.”

“Very good,” said the Queen, “You may go, now.”

So President GMA went back to Philippines and called in his chief of staff, Gen. Efren Abu. He said to him, “I have a riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child ?”

Abu replied, “Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine the answer, as no child must be left behind. Can I deliberate on this for a while?”

“Yes,” said GMA, “I’ll give you four hours to come up with the answer.”

So Abu went and called a meeting of the Malacanang Palace, and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer. So he was quite upset, not knowing what he would tell the President.

As Abu was walking back to the Office, he saw Senate President Manny Villar Jr approaching him. So he said, “Mr. Senate President, can you answer this riddle for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your
sister and it was not your brother. Who was the child?”

“That’s easy,” said Villar, “The child was me.”

“Oh thank you,” said Abu, “You may just have saved me my job!”

So Abu went in to the Office and said to President GMA, “I think I know the answer to your riddle. The child was Manny Villar!”

“No, you idiot!” shouted GMA, “The child was Tony Blair!”

About me

Administrator — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:29:45 +0000

My name is Romynic Nequinto and im proud to be a Filipino. I’m 18 yrs old, studying at University of Immaculate Conception where most student struggles to find a degree that this country cant even provide anygood quality job after we graduate. fuck this country. I never had a girlfriend since birth but I experience kissing a girl in there boarding house I’m 1st year college, im just only 16 yrs old that time and that was my time to kiss a girl in the lips. And until now I never had a girlfriend. When im was in high school I always wanted to be a perfect person but now i realize that being a perfect is only a dream. And the only thing that i can do now is to study my lesson to get a higher grade and practicing English language and to get ready for our thesis. And now im trying my best to post and finish this page by the help of my cousin.

World’s Most Beautiful Gardens

Administrator — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:28:56 +0000

Here come the most beautiful paradise places that are really worth seeing. Those picturesque places seem real Heaven on the face of Earth.

The Abraham Lincoln Memorial Garden (Ilinois,USA)

Boboli Gardens (Florence, Italy)

Botanical Gardens of Bucharest (Romania)

Cosmic Enigmas Garden

Exbury Garden (GB)

Claude Monet Garden (Geneva, Switzerland)

Kirstenbosch National Botanical Garden (S. Africa)

Keukenhof Gardens (Netherlands)

Mirabell Garden (Salzburg, Austria)

Versaille (France)

400-year-old Yu Gardens (Shanghai, China)

Funny Life

Administrator — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:28:04 +0000

I believe we write our own stories
and each time we thought we knew the end?
We don’t.

Perhaps luck exists,
somewhere between the world of planning, the world of chance
and in the peace that comes from knowing that you can’t just know it all.
Life’s funny that way.
Yes, life is simple, you make your choices and you don’t look back.
Once you let go of the wheel, you might end up right where you belong.

My top 2 songs

Administrator — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:58:55 +0000

Top 1..

Underoath - Some Will Seek Forgiveness, Others Escape

I always plays this song everyday it reminds me about the death of our lord

Jesus Christ….. And to understand that jesus is our God…..

Lyrics of=

Some Will Seek Forgiveness, Others Escape

Top 2

Cassie by Flyleaf this song was dedicated for the death of cassie and rachel saying

yes if they love God……

lyrics of Cassie

The question asked in order
To save her life or take it
The answer no to avoid death
The answer yes would make it
Make it

Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
Say yes to pull the trigger
Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
And Cassie pulled the trigger

All heads are bowed in silence
To remember her last sentence
She answered him knowing what would happen
Her last words still hanging in the air
In the air

Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
Say yes to pull the trigger
Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
And Cassie pulled the trigger

How many will die
I will die
I, I will say yes

Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
Say yes to pull the trigger
Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
And Cassie pulled the trigger

(Do you believe)
Do you believe in God (Do you believe)
Do you believe in God (Do you believe)
Do you believe in God
And I will pull the trigger

quote of the day

Administrator — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:31:51 +0000

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

21

Administrator — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:47:29 +0000

This movie “21″ is the fact-based story about six MIT students

who were trained to become experts in card counting and subsequently

took Vegas casinos for millions in winnings.