Joke for the day
Irish Farmer
An Irish farmer walking through his field, noticed a man drinking out of his
pond.
The farmer shouted: ‘Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi cachu un a for.’
(Which in Gaelic means: ‘Don’t drink the water, the cows have shit in
it.’ )
The man shouted back: ‘I’m a Indian — I don’t understand. Please speak in
English.’
The Irish farmer shouted back: ‘Use two hands."
