Worlds largets Objects
Images says it all.. hope this should serve as a warning to all smokers out there.. stop smoking
please take of yourself…….
Happy Holy Week everyone…………..
March 24, 2008
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March 19, 2008
Joke joke joke
Out of Gas
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment,
a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, “What seems to be the problem”?
“I’m out of gas.”
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.
Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car
and into his gas tank.
After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
“Try it now,” said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
“Wow!” the man exclaimed. “What did you put in my gas tank”?
The bee answered,…. “BP.”
quote for the day
Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
March 18, 2008
Joke for the day
Irish Farmer
An Irish farmer walking through his field, noticed a man drinking out of his
pond.
The farmer shouted: ‘Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi cachu un a for.’
(Which in Gaelic means: ‘Don’t drink the water, the cows have shit in
it.’ )
The man shouted back: ‘I’m a Indian — I don’t understand. Please speak in
English.’
The Irish farmer shouted back: ‘Use two hands."
March 16, 2008
ENGLISH TAGALOG DICTIONARY
ENGLISH TAGALOG DICTIONARY
01) Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan
02) Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
03) Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
04) Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis
05) Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya
06) Devastation - sakayan ng bus
07) Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
08) Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
09) Tissue - Ikaw nga!
10) Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
11) Dedicate - Pinatay ang pusa
12) Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
13) Deduct - Ang pato
14) Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)
15) Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)
16) Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
17) City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6
18) Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
19) Persuading - Unang Kasal
20) Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING
22) Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING
23) It Depends - Kainin mo ang bakod
24) Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11)
25) Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION)
26) Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag work ing lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian
27) Profit - Patunayan mo
28) Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balance diet
29) Backlog - bacon saka egg
30) Beehive - magpakatino ka
31) CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto
32) Debug - ang ipis
33) Defrag - ang palaka
34) Defense - ang bakod
35) Defer - ang balahibo
36) Deflate - ang plato
37) Detest - ang eksamin
38) Devalue - ‘yon ang susunod sa letrang V
39) Devote - ang boto
40) Dilemma - brownout!, a!
41) Effort - ‘dun nagla-land ang efflane
42) Forums - apat na kwarto
43) July - nagsinungaling ka ba?
44) Liturgy - what comes after litur F
45) Thesis - ito ay…
How fast can you type the alphabet?
IF you want to know how fast you can type the alphabet click here: alphabet
1/2 second before a tsunami
The last picture! There are people who believe in God,
there are others who don’t believe,
But we must understand that we are small when nature
hits…
This picture was taken on the banks of Sumatra Island
(the height of waves was of approx. 32 m = 105 ft).
It was found saved in a digital camera, 1 ½ years
after the disaster.
We cannot know for sure, but very likely the one who
took the picture is not alive any more (it was just a
matter of seconds).
Today we can see the last image he/ she saw before
ending life on Earth!
March 15, 2008
Lyrics of cats and mouse
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus -
Cat And Mouse lyrics
Softly we tremble tonight,
Picture perfect fading smiles are all that’s left in sight,
I said I’d never leave you’ll never change
I’m not satisfied with where I’m at in life.
Am I supposed to be happy?
With all I ever wanted, it comes with a price.
Am I supposed to be happy?
With all I ever wanted, it comes with a price.
You said, you said that you would die for me…
We made plans to grow old,
Believe me there was truth in all those stories that I told.
Lost in a simple game cat and mouse are we the same people as before this came to light?
Am I supposed to be happy?
With all I ever wanted, it comes with a price.
Am I supposed to be happy?
With all I ever wanted, it comes with a price.
You said, you said that you would die for me…
You must live for me too’…
For me too…yeah, yeah…
You said that you would die for me…
Am I supposed to be happy?
With all I ever wanted, it comes with a price.
Am I supposed to be happy?
With all I ever wanted, it comes with a price
You said, you said that you would die for me…
